Rachel Bieber

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[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

The excitement of young ladies for, and awkwardness of everyone attending, balls in Jane Austen’s 18th/19th century makes so much more sense now that I’m trying to re-enter ‘society.’ #vaccineSideEffects #reentry #social #JaneAusten #parties #Friends

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

I sure hope those folks in Congress realize The Constitution is the American Peoples’ TOS. Follow the example of social media companies. Remove access to those who have taken, and then broken, that oath to uphold these Terms. #Politics #ImpeachTrumpNow #impeach

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

Extended self sequestration lessons: time, money and constant productivity are oppressive human constructs, and I keep my legs shaved for me and nobody else.

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

On the plus side, all this grey hair that's coming in is actually really shiny and silver.

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

Anyone else hear "anti-malarial" and think "GIN AND TONICS FOR EVERYONE!" #CoronavirusPandemic

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

It's coming... https://t.co/piB3EDpbZG #IdesOfMarch

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

@TheFuxedos I was wrong about suet’s place in haggis. Let the world know. It is, in fact, an ingredient.

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

Dear The Hague,
Is there anything you can do about ‘all this?’ *flails arms in direction of DC*
Sincerely,
Sane America

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

@_mythogenesis_ Why... why did you direct me to this?

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

Please repeat after me, until they hear and understand at the back of the class: the USA is not a theocracy. The USA is NOT a theocracy. #Tyranny #religion #CivilRights

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

When will we stop “waking up to” gun violence and start “waking up?” Stronger gun control is needed now. #Californiashooting #guns #2ndAmendment

[Andrea Stewart @aastew2]

Overheard in the cafeteria today - “Don’t ostracize librarians; they are like the bees, once they are gone we have nothing.”

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

They’ll explore the lack of a social safety net for workers, highlighting the plight of single women who have earned barely enough in social security through their lifetimes to buy cat food. None of them own cats. Jane Fonda Says '9 to 5' Sequel https://t.co/j8jT5VPaZh via @thr

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

Dear Mama,
I have the odious occupation of reporting the demise of our compatriot Domo-kun. I found him on my early morning walk of my rescue dog on my way back to the homestead to make avocado toast and French press. The avocados were not yet ripe. #secondcivilwarletters

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

@AAASoCal My boyfriend called me in a panic last week because his car wouldn't start. I arrived with my AAA card & called roadside assistance. Within 30 minutes, he had a new battery! He was so impressed, he joined AAA when he got home. THANKS AAA!

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

Since yesterday was “pie day,” does that make today “Caesar salad day?” #PieDay #idesofmarch #Caesar #food

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

@_mythogenesis_ Holy moly no I haven’t. Sharing and sharing again. Thanks

[Margaret H. Willison @MrsFridayNext]

Let me join the chorus of people screaming "THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS" in response to @msmacb's trenchant @shondaland essay "#TimesUp on Harassing Your Public Librarian" --https://t.co/tXMy5WNUJR

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

Adam West was, and always will be, my Batman. #batman #heroes

[Rachel Bieber @Sknowite]

@joshfunkbooks @SamGasch You are totally 100% invited on our podcast when your tours take you to California!