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@Aria_Julie_Lane @PaulTassi LARPing as an AI prostitute is the height of mental retardation.

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@lifestyleshit12 10/10 retarded post.

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@Nice180127 @Dani_VCF_ @Ryanair @Ryanair_ES Can you read?

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@MikeWithAHotDog @GaudzillaRX @GamersNexus Saying cringe really needs to die as a phrase.

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@DavidAlanTV You do you, grandpa. Keep screaming into the void.

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@DavidAlanTV @Scotttaylorva @DavidAlanTV where did you get your veneers?

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@RinainDC @PenguinSix @GregKustanovich What an odd thing to say.

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@andres_vidoza LiberNovo chairs is a scam. Thing fucking exploded during a presentation.

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@DylanCalluy

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

HAHA ANDRE IS A VERY SPECIAL SPIRIT AND OBVIOUS NATIONAL TREASURE W MOIST HANDS

[penjamin is now @ghostdraculas @upsidedowntrash]

[at a street brawl]
onlooker 1: fuck him up!
onlooker 2: knock his teeth in!
onlooker 3: kill him!
me: give him the ol’ razzle dazzle!

[the fight stops, everyone turns and looks at me. a bus screeches to a halt. two blocks away a bird flies into a window]

me: razzle dazzle him.

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watching 2017's next victim, @vine, die.