Skoon snaaks

Skoon grappe vir Jan Alleman! Wel, skoon genoeg.

[Skoon snaaks @Skoonsnaaks]

@SuperSportCricket Why do commentators ad random "a's" to their sentences? E.g. "What a great a catch by Peterson at a 3rd slip" #SSCricket

[Skoon snaaks @Skoonsnaaks]

@SABC3 Why do cricket commentators ad random "a's" in their sentences? E.g. "Great a catch by Peterson a standing at a 3rd slip"

[Hesta Williams @hesta16]

All teenagers please read!

[Gareth van Onselen @GvanOnselen]

A massive loss in revenue for CSA as Newlands, SA's best-attended venue, is scrapped from itinerary. #thingstothanktheBCCIfor

[aFau @unclefausto]

No no. The ANC send it's wishes via the #fakeinterpreter. "@The_New_Age: ANCYL sends Christmas wishes.

[Sportbilly @sportbillysays]

#ThankYouJacques for the worst Christmas present in living memory

[My Surname is Khan™ @ejaz_k]

And the (sane)world rejoices RT "@justinbieber: My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring"

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

NEW PARENTS. Shake a pot of glitter into baby's tea tonight and a festive Christmas poo will be awaiting you in the morning. (via @ThePoke)

[Darth Meerkat @DarthMeerkat]

Wine label warning.

[Lynn Ambrose Kallides 🇮🇪 🇿🇦 @lynnkallides]

To the bastards who stole my brother's car FULL of presents last night: WE WILL GET U!!! Silver Hyundai Atos Reg VVP597GP Pls RT @PigSpotter

[Skoon snaaks @Skoonsnaaks]

"@ComedyCentralAF: British comedian @jimmycarr is headed to SA shores!" <-- Does his passport have enough blank pages?

[Greenwich Mean Time @GreenwichMean]

It's 8.26pm. I hope you run out of sellotape while wrapping presents.

[Darth Meerkat @DarthMeerkat]

My Niece's 'days of the week' socks were cute until we got to Saturday.

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

I wish somebody would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes

[Skoon snaaks @Skoonsnaaks]

Wat's met die klein meisie in die KinderJoy advertensie se Amerikaanse aksent terwyl die ma 'n doodgewone Suid-Afrikaanse een het?

[Skoon snaaks @Skoonsnaaks]

Santana sounds like... Santana.

[Skoon snaaks @Skoonsnaaks]

Winter in Hazyview = awesome! Gemaklik warm & mens kuier heeltyd op die stoep. Somer is 'n flippen nagmêrie! Sit heeldag binne onder aircon!