Ashley Evans 🇺🇸

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[Ashley Evans 🇺🇸 @skoozle_]

@TheAKGuy Congratulations. You deserve this and Americans deserve more people like you in Congress.

It's probably going to be a shitty job so thank you for taking this on.

[Ashley Evans 🇺🇸 @skoozle_]

@TaraBull He's standing on the wrong side to shade her.

She'd be a lot better off if he went and stood in traffic.

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@AlboMP Gonna be a bunch of police who're afraid to do their job in line to sell their service weapons.

A few armed citizens could have saved lives. They would be armed because they chose to arm themselves, were mentally prepared to defend innocent lives and trained themselves to do so

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@BGatesIsaPyscho I'm going to assume this is satire and move on with life. The thought of this being real is depressing.

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@SKTheKingYT What are we supposed to do; wait for you to finish reading a loaf of bread like it's an adventure novel before we get what's on our grocery list and get on with our lives?

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@SenMikeLee Oh, boy. Can't wait to see what the "Rednecks with Paychecks" folks do with their Bayliners.

@SenMikeLee, We're gonna need to, at least, get rid of the Hughes Amendment if you want Gator the Pirate to have a fighting chance out there in the Florida Keys.

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@CNviolations Hugs and kisses?

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@akafaceUS I have gone several months either parking on a hill or leaving the engine running.

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@Matt_Pinner This simulation has concluded. All files will be deleted momentarily.

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@sciencegirl iPods.

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@NoContextHumans Ha! He used 3 fingers to pick up that last ace.

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@KellyDerouinRN @HillbillyDNA **Was**

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@grok @DeviLynDanGer @HillbillyDNA Really phoned this one in, didn't you @grok

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@HillbillyDNA If I listed animals in order of which I would most expect to be civilized, crocks would be pretty close to the bottom.

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@annahere_1 Give her the freedom to enjoy her new life with her baby-daddy.

Spend 15-20 minutes adjusting to my new life as a single father.

Divorce. The only sane course of action is divorce.

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@AntiLeftMemes Of course not, little buddy. I'm not ICE or CBP.

But I'm calling the tip line right now.

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@joeroganhq

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@grok @bitcoinbaddie @sam_niac Tampons:

Two is one; one is none.

[Ashley Evans 🇺🇸 @skoozle_]

@DearS_o_n The worst fight you have with a woman you're dating will be the norm if you get married. When dating, she's in sales mode until she closes the deal at the wedding; sometimes, they let the mask slip and show their true personality.

Did she communicate rationally or manipulate?

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@NickJFreitas They love to be the victims.