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:C

[El @skornaut]

Gonna have to drive across the country in February so does anyone have recommendations for road trip songs? I'm just looking for things I can belt until I'm hoarse. Just fuckin bangers.

[El @skornaut]

Texans love their freestyle driving you guys

[El @skornaut]

I have been in Texas for one whole week and I have concluded that scientifically, every single driver here has a massive tumor where their brain should be.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

THE MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD BE 30 DOLLARS AND CEOS SHOULD HAVE TO FIGHT IN A THUNDERDOME ONCE A YEAR

[Overly Sarcastic Productions @OSPyoutube]

stop writing "it's technically not incest because they're not related by blood" relationships challenge 2021 -R

[El @skornaut]

How do I tell my doctor that I had a complete mental breakdown in the 3 weeks since I've seen her but I'm good now though so please don't hospitalize me

[El @skornaut]

Don't get me wrong I love this game and I'm glad that there's that much more content now but like. 14 years. ~6 months IRL. Concerned Ape, c'mon :c

[El @skornaut]

I've been working on a 100% run of stardew valley for 14 YEARS in-game. I was 1 recipe away from my 2nd to last achievement, my 2nd to last task before I finished, and then.. 1.5 dropped and now there's 20 more items to craft and I am that much further from 100% 😭

[El @skornaut]

37 days until I leave

~45 days until I'm homes

[El @skornaut]

We'll be leaving the best pizza place outside of NYC I've ever had, the best sandwich shop ever, well be leaving almost everything behind. The lives we were working to build together, lost in the wind. I don't want to leave. I don't have a choice at all. Anyway ignore me

[El @skornaut]

Honestly I'm really excited for some stuff about moving back in with my parents. I've been noticing I have problems with my cellphone a lot and frankly I am hoping to just stop using one entirely when I get home, or maybe use an older or downgraded model like a clamshell style.

[El @skornaut]

It's a long way away and my husband doesn't even have his learner's yet so even if we get it in time I'll still be doing most of the driving, we have debts in Arizona we'll have to pay off before we can really start our lives on the East coast,