Let’s play a game called: do I actually have a crush on this person, or am I just so starved for attention and affection that my brain starts manufacturing infatuations? 😭 Because at this point, I genuinely can’t tell the difference.
pros of dating me:
you can literally kiss me whenever you want. there will never be a time i’m not down for that
cons of dating me:
i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you. i’m sorry