Sofia

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

[indi.ca @indica]

I am the only person in my family that can torrent. My parents couldn't and my children don't have to. All this knowledge will die with me. Like tears in rain.

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

I love this website. what a treat a privilege an honour it is to experience other brains for a moment or two

[Witch @witchwounds]

my body naturally wants to be awake at night because my ancient ancestors were on nightwatch to protect the tribe. my sleep schedule is fucked up because im protecting you from the creatures of the night while you sleep. be more thankful

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

“I can’t believe the Victorians wallpapered their homes with arsenic” says man whose brain is 11% plastic by weight

[Alex_politics @comuflauta]

Hay gente de verdad que se piensa que Estados Unidos ha invadido Venezuela por "la democracia" y no por esto:

[🦢 @damnidc__]

one time I talked to this old man and he told me to "find a vacation everyday, even if it's walking outside and feeling the grass between your toes" and that is what 2026 will b all about. Finding a vacation, everyday.

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

saw two beautiful women with just the ugliest husbands the other day. Not genetically unattractive just zero effort dads, unkempt and listless. I wanted to call someone some kind of authority but there’s no one to call. there’s no one to call.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

It’s almost like earth was perfectly created for human beings, literally water falls from the sky and food grows on trees, but somehow we find ourselves trapped in a machine that requires credit scores and a 40 hour work week for existence.

[Long Monkeypox @podiatristdon]

This is my entire feed now lolololol

[Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @LuizaJarovsky]

I see no lies here

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

The single best advice I ever got on conversation is “ask questions the other person will enjoy answering” which sounds insultingly obvious, but almost nobody does it, and it instantly makes conversations vastly more fun.

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

you guys ever notice how people who are exclusively dedicated to self-conscious self-improvement are usually massive bores and total losers

[Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭ @21stcentury_ML]

One good work of fiction is more valuable than the entire “self-help” genre

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

[glocc @gloccz8v]

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

We’re not meant to live like this bro we are not