Dr. President-Elect Danatello

My superpower is quickly getting through airport security. I'm also a decent commissioning engineer.

[Dr. President-Elect Danatello @skozi15]

Everyone blaming the electrical substation, but it’s just because he’s old and injury prone

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

49ers WR Mike Evans is not practicing today due to a quad strain.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I pounded these motherfuckers like Tic Tacs throughout my childhood and my immune system is now fortified by Barney Rubble and no germ can harm me.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

[Roshane Thomas @RoshaneSport]

After VAR checks, Wilson's equaliser is disallowed. Officials believe Pablo fouled Raya in build-up to goal. Nuno and his backroom staff are fuming and rightly so. Ridiculous decision. #WHUFC

[Dr. President-Elect Danatello @skozi15]

@JayTH23 Between this and the blatant hate of Dubas to the point we were 0-1,000 on goalie interferences is enough

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Arizona Cardinals have their guy 💯

[Dr. President-Elect Danatello @skozi15]

@penguins It’s simply because Toronto is mad Dubas is winning

[Dr. President-Elect Danatello @skozi15]

@EndWokeness @KurtSchlichter

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

THE golden goal 🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸 #WinterOlympics

[Dr. President-Elect Danatello @skozi15]

@Katers22 WHOOOOOP

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

“Steelers don’t need wholesale changes, but they can sure use some tweaks”

How those “tweaks” work out every year:

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

28 different head coaches have won a playoff game since Mike Tomlin's last win.

4 coaches have won playoff games with 2+ teams.

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

Well, at least the Ravens took the moral high ground with Justin Tucker.

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Texans owner Cal McNair might have the funniest TikTok right now 🤣🤣

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Lose by 14 to 5-7 FSU in your first game of the season.

Struggle with 4-8 South Carolina.

Lose at home to the only ranked team you face in November.

Struggle with 5-7 Auburn.

Lose by 21 the day before the bracket’s made.

Get put in the CFP.

Pretty sweet deal Alabama has.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The NBA is very concerned about the multiple arrests made as a result of the FBI’s sports gambling code.

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[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

In the many pathetic defensive performances of the Mike Tomlin/Teryl Austin era, that one was near the top.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

J.J. McCarthy when he doesn’t know the other team’s plays and has to do more than hand the ball off every play

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Breaking: Tottenham Hotspur have announced the departure of Executive Chairman Daniel Levy from the club after 25 years.