SKRΛTTY

you had me at chili cheese burrito

[SKRΛTTY @skratty007]

My right pit is perpetually haunted by the ghosts of everything I eat

[Conjured Kesha ☆ @Conjuredkesha]

The ‘Joyride’ edits will forever be unmatched

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

It’s 10 years today since Gemma Collins wanted her shoes back in Celebrity Big Brother and Tiffany Pollard delivered *that* iconic rant.

[Waterchungus @freakandfraud2]

Late for work cuz I was stimming to this edit

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

Miss Piggy’s New Year’s ball drop moment still makes me crack up. 😭

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey sorry I didn’t text you back I was watching this clip of Carol Channing and Miss Piggy

[SKRΛTTY @skratty007]

The world may be mad/maddening but I have a new job and we all have new Robyn.
✨ Ascend with me. ✨

https://t.co/t1QqxOYp9o

[blue @words_salad]

they really were just a girl and her stressed out dad I miss them so much

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Mind the gap

[Memes n Facts @Dark_humor_only]

@DianaWallace888

[SKRΛTTY @skratty007]

@jake__lt @antdude92 this took me OUT

[boo barrymore @BooBarrymore]

*super smash bros announcer voice* NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS FROM ATLANTA GEORGIA

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

The Acolyte literally did this and y’all got it cancelled

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Bernadette Peters took the substance

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Harvey Fierstein – through tears – just gave an all-timer kind of acceptance speech while accepting his Lifetime Tony Award

"There is nothing quite like bathing in the applause of a curtain call, but when I bow, I bow to the audience...with gratitude, knowing that without them I might as well be lip-syncing showtunes in my bedroom mirror. And so I dedicate this award to the people in the dark."

[SKRΛTTY @skratty007]

@NintendoFanGirl sticker :(

[SKRΛTTY @skratty007]

LMAO
Squeaky Wheel 🫡

[SKRΛTTY @skratty007]

Unfortunately already encountered an issue with a defective Joy-Con Wheel from Best Buy. Right shoulder button stuck before even using it.

Luckily for me they swapped it out and still had stock. Unluckily for the cashier, he was the same one who rang me up at 9pm last night 😴🫩

[SKRΛTTY @skratty007]

Nintendo beat Walmart on delivery! Impressed!

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[zay - DELTARUNE SPOILERS @zayaway]

They burned down his house, killed him and his husband’s dog, showed them the dead dogs skulls, called them homophobic slurs, and then shot them. That’s not a fucking argument and NYPost should feel fucking ashamed to have posted this.