Dan Cress

Live. Laugh. Luigi.

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

If “Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol doesn’t take your mind to a better place and time, are you even human?

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

Silly cycling today.

#motorcycle #suzuki #suzukimotorcycle #DR650 #VanVan #rv200 #advrider #adv #lifeisahighway #kentucky #kentuckyforkentucky #kentuckymotorcycle https://t.co/W6KEq2M2hu

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

A Powdered Bismark has to be the most Caucasian variety of donut.
@dunkindonuts #donuts

[David Chap De Laine @dchapdelaine]

the part of parenting where I don’t sleep anymore for the rest of my life. wasn’t really ready for that.

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

@michaeljohnpoet I felt this on a spiritual level

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

@mynameiscolton I’ve always said that it implies the existence of a “biceratops” and with a little evolution, a “quadriceratops”

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

@mynameiscolton You’re reply, “And we ain’t making PB and J’s over here…”

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

Told my wife that I may have accidentally doubled my Adderall dose this afternoon…

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

Stale chips are better than fresh chips. Fight me.

That is all.

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

https://t.co/qhQwZ6wq8a

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

I’m probably the only person who wishes we knew more about George Costanza’s brother

#Seinfeld

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

@mynameiscolton My feet look like this so my hands can look like this…

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

My daughter: sitting in the car talking to our dog for 20 min on her imaginary phone…

Also my daughter: “wait, my hands not a phone…”

#toddler #verizon

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

Will be speaking with my therapist on Monday… #bengals

[Brandon Saho @BrandonSaho]

A letter from Cincinnati sports fans.

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

Yes, have been ready for 3 decades. Pull this off and Cincy will literally explode.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

WE’RE READY! ARE YOU!?

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

My dad couldn’t tell you what I do for a living and honestly neither can I. I just know that every year the government gives me a bill for a percentage of all this money I apparently made…

#taxes #dads #freelancer #justbrokeordieting

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

Did not know this adjective was a necessity @PURELL #themoreyouknow

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

@mynameiscolton Can’t decide if this aged well or not

[Dan Cress @skreddydan]

Well, I forgot to share aunt Donna’s facebook post about our lord Jesus Christ and as it turns out, I’m now going to hell…

#ohio #DeleteFacebook