skrepp

A collection of real stuff overheard that other people say. These are all legit things completely lacking in context.

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@WIRED Godspeed,
Your name

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Overheard: “You have bonus schadenfreude!” #overheard #schadenfreude #gossip

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Overheard: “How sweet is this carrot cake?” “It’s normal carrot cake sweetness.” “Oh, OK.” and then walks away

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Overheard: “Don’t dress for the pandemic you’re in, dress for the pandemic you want.”

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Overheard: “your nose doesn’t hear me get up in the morning.”

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Overheard: “I’m going to go clean the peanut butter out of the bathtub.”

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Overheard: “These potatoes are unshunnable.”

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Overheard: “it looks like Lean Cuisine wants Bacon & Eggs for breakfast.” #Halloween #bacon #leancuisine

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Overheard: “...and we’re all out of Essential Olive Sauce.” #overheard #olive #sf

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Overheard: “...original Lysol is the Listerine of Lysol’s.” #Quarantine #lysol #kitchen

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@jaketapper Rash

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OH at SFO: “Oh oh. Looks like my suitcase is in trouble.”

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OH (listening to a Rush playlist): “Is this song playing again or is it just reeeeaally long?”, “That’s Rush.”

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OH: “Where did I write that? Not on these monkeys that’s for sure.”

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OH: “...and I turned the corner and my salad blew away. Kale everywhere. “

[nika @goslngs]

isnt birdbox bandersnatch the guy who plays dr. strange

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OH: “...and don’t forget to glue the dog’s tail.” #overheard

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Sharks are the billy goats of the sea.

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Overheard: “Broccoli is the Monday morning of vegetables.” #overheard #Broccoli #MondayMorning

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OH: “What I could really use is a menopause blanket.”