The Real Skrt

Beards really do be weird

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Is everyone aware that the French are doing standup comedy? Just like normal people? Concerning

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Lil nas back with a banger we’re up huge

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The keep me signed in button has never once worked on any website ever why is it a thing

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Beets are so fucked up nothing looks more like it should but does not taste at all like candy

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Just paid $25 for three coffees how are people doing this shit

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Last thing I remember saying in my dream last night was “The Spanish forces are formidable” that’s so dope

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Big up the triple double cocaine bear. Helluva run

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God I LOVE a new hot sauce

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Don’t talk about my moms yo

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How are you, an establishment that serves alcohol, the great inducer of piss, having one co-ed toilet for every single person to use

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Pretty crazy I now think vaping is wack

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ITS NOT YOUR TIME

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I would legitimately murder these refs in cold blood without a second thought

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The worst girl you know is the biggest Knicks fan in the world all of a sudden

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God I love a hammock

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Now that I’m an adult it’s so wild that teachers were beefing with me as a child like what the hell was wrong with them

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Please god don’t let Lebron get 3-0 comebacked in his last year PLEASE

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Bron really threw an oop to his sperm in an nba playoff game

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Has American always had the delta biscoff cookies or is this a pitiful attempt to copy their magic