>Be Jeremy Clarkson
>Spend decades mocking the nanny state and bureaucracy on TV
>Buys a farm and actually works it
>Realize the government is destroying the working class and the food supply
>Expose the insane government bureaucracy destroying British farmers
>Becomes the face of the british farmers
>Opportunity to become the modern-day Cincinnatus leaving the plow to save the Empire if he wants too
>The Leader Britain actually needs
His genius generates gravity, he might be able to save the UK.
"Time is a flat circle, chudjak."
"I don't know what that means."
"I think it's like, the shape of a clock... it's like, time is a clock or something idk"
@Gartungus@GenericSnarky Yeah Chris metamorphisised fully into the self important liberal atheist he truly was under his mask of cunty snark he wore back in 2016, and he's not even kinda funny like he was 10 years ago.
Tom Sweeney hilarious as hell though, he's got some all time banger quotes
@ScrinkbloMan@michaela_faith_ This might be the most clinically retarded take you've ever had, and I've heard you say a lot of brain-dead things to the point I question your sentience
Israel is now exterminating white American men just like they exterminated Ukrainian men with the Jewish war that Jewish zelensky started
Everyday that you don't stop it is another day that it doesn't stop
Get up and stop it
@ScrinkbloMan@ledarthplanet Nigga, it's a pedophile making fun of other pedophiles who themselves are making fun of the pedophile in the quoted tweet which is about making fun of pedophiles.
Nigga THIS SHIT ISNT REAL, GO OUTSIDE
@ScrinkbloMan Literally the nicest stranger ive ever met in my entire life was an Iraqi Muslim man. Actual Angel, he was. Muslims dont belong here in the west, Muslim men like him are exceptional in their virtue and kindness, but still an exception and a rare one too. It doesnt change anything
@ScrinkbloMan@OfAthenry Oh? And how much meth and beer and Mescaline and Xanax do you consume in a day?
None?
That's what I thought you total loser chudfag