Well, nice knowing u guys! TV ad said "are you drowning in debt?" & without thinking I blurted out "I'm drowning in pussy!" in front of my VERY c.onservative parents. Now we are all sitting in silence.
me: im in my 30s and really want to make sure i eat fruit and vegetables every day! my doctors also want me to eat certain things
the country i live in: we've deregulated food protections so much that if you eat a fresh leaf you'll shit yourself
I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.
Expecting Mitch McConnell but getting Lindsey Graham is like ordering a chocolate chip cookie but getting a snickerdoodle.
I'm confused, but not upset.