1-800-millionbugs

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Heres a link for the lost collage zine I made in 2017 and never got printed https://t.co/D9XIPwL18n

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

After months of trying to decipher if it was some kind of Bart Simpson style phone call prank I am finally ready to ask, who is Tate McRae?

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

My pee and my poop when I take my first trip to the bathroom in the morning

[cece @minasgfreal]

two icons in one frame

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

One of the worst types of person is a really rich guy who cares a lot about Pokémon

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

@spiritnght3 SMITH KEVIN

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

You gnome me

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Even the slop is getting worse

[Milky @tanzela_]

Kinethic sand cutting amazing

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

I could fuck a giving fly

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

For me “Ambient Americana” is a phrase that is better suited to describe a certain strain of late 90’s/early 20’s adult oriented animated series like Baby Blues, early seasons of Family Guy, and Dilbert than is is to describe a genre of music

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

After years of treatment I am sad to report that my bones have degenerated to a point that even the driest of substance can not prevent how wet and soggy my bones are, doctors developed a new kind of towel to keep my bones from being so wet and they couldn’t even stand a chance

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Well guys, i got bad news. I just got back from the doctor, he said he's never seen bones as soggy as mine. Then he called a nurse & the receptionist into the office and kicked my wobbly brittle ass to the ground and told me to crawl home.

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Fighting every instinct in my body to reveal myself as a guy who listens to trueanon because I am secretly in love with Liz

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Scientists need to be working on a way to get the toothpaste back in the tube

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Last night I took 2 Benadryl and fell asleep to YouTube videos with titles like “5 unsolved dark web murderers” which gave me access to the “dark realm” a land of unspeakable horror of which I am unsure I ever escaped

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

They put knockdown center in the “Little Eraserhead” neighborhood of maspeth

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Long Island high school sweethearts named Beth Page and Ron Konkoma

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Gonna tweet out my seat number for the 11 pm showing of one battle after another in vistavision in case anyone wants to show up at the theatre and kill me

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

Tfw when you’re a butler who serves disinformation

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Your being manipulated

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

You can scan your face on the Coca Cola website and make yourself into a sith lord

[1-800-millionbugs @skullthtsonfire]

I just think Zach Cregger is cool :)