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Carmine Laguzio

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Two basketball hustlers (Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson), black and white, count on racial myth to cash in on street games.

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@bemyserene It’s going to be okay.

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@lifeisterrible Lol @ the “i’m a stupid baby” tattoo. Legend

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@bemyserene Not holding my breath

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@TheTNHoller We couldn’t beat Vietnam and Australia couldn’t score a goal. Sad.

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If you live in the suburbs and stick a Blue Lives Matter flag in your lawn do you automatically receive a Ford F-150?

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@mike_daddino “Alex” Bohm

Stop screaming, dork

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My biggest flex on this stupid fucking app

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Cities are just people walking around with coffees. I’m just noticing this.

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Just popped in to say IG is once again telling me my liver is shit and I need to hardline weight loss drugs.

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Oh, hey, everyone! Hope you all had a wonderful holiday. Just checking in to say Beverly Hills Cop III might be my favorite movie ever.

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whoa your spotify listening age is way older than you are how interesting

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“Aren’t you cold?!”

- everyone, to me, every single Fall

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@HowieRose Shut up, dork.

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Why am I seeing so many sad boy posts about MLB teams that are eliminated from the postseason? Figure it out.

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This, but with loud yawners

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude

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The Jackass movies are the best.

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@Ant_Honey85 @90sWWE HA!

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Where there’s a will there’s a way and where there’s a way there’s a huge fucking pickup truck behind you riding your ass and honking at you

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Say the word “thimble” several times in a row. Feel stupid yet?

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The Righteous Gemstones finale made me more emotional than the death of my grandfather made me feel. Goodnight.