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[Peter Yang @petergyang]

The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

forever loyal to those loyal to me.

[ꜰᴀɴᴜᴍ @FanumTV]

everything u lost coming back double

[DW 🕊️ @Dwillsofficial0]

There was a point I refused to download TikTok. Now look at me, a crackhead.

[💻 @x3lpmoc]

Y’all wanna breed frenchies instead of chickens and now eggs cost $100

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

disappear if u have to. focus on u.

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

don’t force love. don’t force bonds. don’t force connections. don’t force convos.

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

i don’t mind being the villain in your story, u just a bum in mine

[JACK BLY @TheJackBly]

Every fitness lesson I learned after 8 years in the gym:

1. If you're not horny, you're not healthy.

[kemi @kemimarie]

ppl don’t like assertiveness bc if you’re clear with them then that means they have to be clear and direct with themselves. and too many ppl are in a constant state of self avoidance. so passivity is more comfortable

[Sibongile Mafu @sboshmafu]

I urge you to vision board. That shit works.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

[𝐆🧚🏼 @skusemeplease]

I would appreciate if they can open up the nail salons before primark... I’ve had enough of looking at dumpy fingers 😫

[Jasmin 🇨🇴 @Jxparisxo]

Can we stop calling it “police brutality” it’s murder, M-U-R-D-E-R

[𝐆🧚🏼 @skusemeplease]

why does my dog insist on chewing everything expect the toys I bought her! 😒

[𝐆🧚🏼 @skusemeplease]

this.

[Chloo @chl0ebond8]

Something sexy about a boy who never posts on social media 🤣

[𝐆🧚🏼 @skusemeplease]

They are soo cute.