Sam Skuse

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@C1R9J8B5 @OfficialFPL Void season. Stupid game.

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@LedburyGas Sounds like something someone made on eJay.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Gavin Williamson and some cats

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@grantshapps So like a building, but shitter?

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@TheFreds 🤣Wrong Said Fred.

[Lewis Coombes @LewisCoombes]

THIS is what the @Olympics means!! Friends & family of @ClubMaidenhead swimmer @tomdean00 cheer the new 200m Freestyle #Olympics CHAMPION home! GOLD!!! GOLD!! GOLD!!! #Tokyo2020 @BBCSport #Swimming @BBCSouthNews

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@SkyNews Refreshing, I assumed the immediate focus would be eradicating tennis elbow.

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@jamesowild @CommonsPAC This is disgusting. Were there any pictures of Bulldogs? Lions? Red phone boxes? Black cabs? There should be protests outside the BBC until they right this hideous wrong by appointing a new Director of clip art to decorate all reports.

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@C1R9J8B5 James James James James James not you Phil just James.

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

Wouldn't tanks be more effective?...

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Liar.

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@toadmeister Or 10 times more deadly than the flu if your calculator works.

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@pritipatel More like reading the will of the British people. Turning us in to an irrelevant little rock floating somewhere off the coast of France.

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

Schoolboy error to use thick cardboard rather than regular width. Could have got away with it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....Bad things took place during those hours where LEGAL TRANSPARENCY was viciously & crudely not allowed. Tractors blocked doors & windows were covered with thick cardboard so that observers could not see into the count rooms. BAD THINGS HAPPENED INSIDE. BIG CHANGES TOOK PLACE!

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

That scruffy cunt better be working on his resignation speech.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How @BorisJohnson let down the country. A fully sourced timeline of failure. https://t.co/1SeFaSdizQ

[Sam Skuse @skusesd]

@MerseyHack @BBCNWT The line for this year's Darwin awards.

[James Rebanks @herdyshepherd1]

Spent the last hour judging the online sheep show

And I have to tell you that the young handlers under 8 class was the cutest thing I have ever seen