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You're only given a little spark of madness, you mustn't lose it.
Never be ashamed of loving the strange things that make your weird little heart happy.

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom Sometimes you have to let the intrusive thoughts win. I highly recommend it.

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom Does it work for people too? (instead of things) 😆

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom <I say to myself while staring into the mirror>

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@youlooklikeamom

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@youlooklikeamom Me at the grocery store yesterday, thinking the cashier was going to ask if I wanted my receipt (for 2 items)
Them: "have a good day"
Me: "no thanks"

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom Consider my heebies jeebied. Thanks 😑

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom On my last flight, I got pulled aside for a manual pat-down after my crotch lit up their thermal scan.
I maintained aggressive eye-contact with one of the TSA peeps during the frisk, and bit by lip at the very end.
He had to excuse himself 😆

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom We're all a product of our environment one way or another 🤷😓

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom Right?
But then I checked UPS... 😑
THEN I checked FedEx... 🤬
'Bout to walk the package there myself.

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom I love this.

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom Noooooope. Hell no. Not even a little bit.
I was gonna come over to hang out, but now I think I'll just stay here with my coyotes, snakes, bobcats, and wasps.

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom How do I "mark this as favorite"?
And I should probably wear shades - not that I plan on staring, but I know myself. It's gonna happen, and I can't control it 🤷

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom I once dreamt that it might be possible to have a "second job" in your dreams. Even sat down (once awake) and worked out some of the logistics 🥱

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom I hope it works out, otherwise the divorce is gonna get mess-y 😬😆

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom If society ever reverts to us having to live in communes and rely on close-knit groups to help each other survive, I'd totes invite you into my group. As far as people go, I think you're pretty awesome-possum.

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom Water (utility) bill in the East Bay was the same. And if you sent a check, they'd process them in the order received - so if they didn't get to yours by your "due" date, they'd charge a late fee. Determined to outsmart, I overpaid by 6mo, but then they refunded the overpayment😑

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom I can't imagine. I mean, that'd really thwart your personality to be low-key brawling like that 24/7/365.
Imagine aspiring for "generational anger". Walking up every day and choosing that mindset. Sad stuff.
Imma go hug my sausage now 🥺😉

[Unstable Metaphor @skwebb0]

@youlooklikeamom Ha-durrrr.