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@fesshole What about all the passengers when it rears up before it goes on it's cosmic neon darts journey? Bristo squashed like a snail in the rain. *Vangellis synthys out*

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@pculley @fesshole 2001: Darts odyssey

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@MichaelRosenYes Three legends in one photo. I'd stop and ask "hello John, got a new motaaaaaaah"

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@AdrianEdmondson "Who's that bloke in that band Eddie?" Could be a line from ad fab or bottom. Who knows or cares? Absurdist British comedy is the best.

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@Andrewh62626071 @AdrianEdmondson Looks like he's wearing a big blue hat. Apropos of nothing

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I hope I win this MEGA DUNKO DUCK PLUSH as a part of the launch give away for @The_Coin_Game V1.0 🪙🥳 https://t.co/zyxiC3tz3b

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@SagoLabsVC @fesshole Nice and spicy, NIK NAKS
GOT A CHICKEEEEN
Gonna stuff it wiiiith it.
Cook it it up, tay-ste
My gravy thickens, it's true
But you're only eatin' for two
Bought a whole chicken
Forgot, no family.
*Interlude*
You can still eat, the, chicken
Wife and kids left me
Midlife crisis

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@SagoLabsVC @fesshole And I read that in Mike Patton's voice

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@EricIdle In the same place over generations in a place known as a midden.

THIS MAN IS LESS THAN THAT ROCK HYDRAX FAMILY MIDDEN.

*Tunes guitar, exit orchestra pit, Kermit turns up with his banjo, we all play rainbow connection and bright side of life*

Nicer world eh?

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@EricIdle This is a long and complicated joke, so here goes... Ahem, the man upstairs takes his shoes off. (Soundboard attendant drops three shoes)

Hyraceum is the petrified and rock-like excrement composed of both urine and feces of the rock hyrax because they do a wee wee and a poo poo

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@AlfredTheMid @fesshole *hammers a nail into a crab*

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@ordinarytings Wikipedia is hosted in a disused church. Sure that's what you're looking at

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@AbyBbiscuit These are awesome!

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@AbyBbiscuit @alanwake @SamLakeRMD Can we get Alan Wake the graphic novel as a collectable Easter egg in Control 2 please‽‽‽

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@fesshole 10/10 fess

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@SoozUK GET ON IT BBC!

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Oi! @SoozUK Why aren't they using XTC's greatest song in the background? "We're only making plans for Nigel"

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@MichaelRosenYes This has been in my head for as long as I can remember

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@MichaelRosenYes That's a lovely poem.

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@SoozUK Can't wait! IT'S ALL GOING TO KICK OFF!