@fesshole What about all the passengers when it rears up before it goes on it's cosmic neon darts journey? Bristo squashed like a snail in the rain. *Vangellis synthys out*
@AdrianEdmondson "Who's that bloke in that band Eddie?" Could be a line from ad fab or bottom. Who knows or cares? Absurdist British comedy is the best.
@SagoLabsVC@fesshole Nice and spicy, NIK NAKS
GOT A CHICKEEEEN
Gonna stuff it wiiiith it.
Cook it it up, tay-ste
My gravy thickens, it's true
But you're only eatin' for two
Bought a whole chicken
Forgot, no family.
*Interlude*
You can still eat, the, chicken
Wife and kids left me
Midlife crisis
@EricIdle In the same place over generations in a place known as a midden.
THIS MAN IS LESS THAN THAT ROCK HYDRAX FAMILY MIDDEN.
*Tunes guitar, exit orchestra pit, Kermit turns up with his banjo, we all play rainbow connection and bright side of life*
Nicer world eh?
@EricIdle This is a long and complicated joke, so here goes... Ahem, the man upstairs takes his shoes off. (Soundboard attendant drops three shoes)
Hyraceum is the petrified and rock-like excrement composed of both urine and feces of the rock hyrax because they do a wee wee and a poo poo