the asteroid apophis

no sweat, no tears, no guilt

bi 25

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they/he

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Will you hesitate when the time comes?

[SLUG @generalslug]

ok don’t leave out the best part

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

[🇵🇸 @uzairedd]

Just saw the best skit ever on reels/tiktok I think 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

*affixes a second leash to a hot babes dog while shes tying her shoe* would you look at that. we have the exact same dog. this is incredible

[jennie @bnzatro]

nowadays u gotta be prepared to never speak to someone again no matter what the bond was

[ABDELAZIZ | عــبــدالــعــزيــز @azizkh___]

Israel did this

[• @apanileks]

I gotta suck some boobs or kill myself or get a new job or something

[Gene Park @GenePark]

this video is about that guy below btw

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

The children of Gaza, in coffins.

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[Grace @graceyldn]

This reappeared on my TikTok fyp and it’s still just as funny

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

one sip of beer into the night:

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"I Just Kinda Go With the Flow..." by Robert Crumb.

[Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

"Have you ever, ever felt like this..." Triple J fades into the background, the backyard of the inner west townhouse dissolves, BBQ and all. The cold bottle of Great Northern in my hand is replaced by the firm weight of a rifle. I have a clear view of the papal apartments.

[motif of harmful sensation @Ink_the_artist_]

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

[HowlingAnderz @HowlingAnderzin]

Old black man standing behind me at the gas station let out a sigh and said "these folks need to hurry up, I gotta go get my peter sucked on." I let him go ahead of me.

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

wes streeting I am going to wander the country in some dystopian manner involuntarily jabbing fat people at the checkouts