This Just in...Vladamir Putin is running for president of the united states. Congress will approve the vote on tuesday. Trump has agreed to be his vp and will ahhhahahhah........2022 ahhhhhhhh :(
@jimmykimmel have a row of babies, china, usa, russia india with joe cocker singing u r so beautiful and at the end of the pan have a baby with a trump hair piece and q anon sign. logistics i know.
@BillGates
I have an idea for an app on a phone. If a woman feels in danger she can say, "Hey Help".... or "hey Fire" or even, "hey google help fire." The best part is that it would be live streamed up to the cloud and put on website named...something llike...help,me, ?
@mitchellreports Andrea needs to do something about the dry mouth. Sip some water please. Hydrate. The lip smacking dry mouth sounds are very distracting to hear when watching the show. Respectfully.
Donald Trump is the greatest Russian spy in the history of the Soviet Union. He is tapped to win the Russian order of friendship for making Russia great again at the expense of the USA. Way to go Dumb Donald.
@StephenAtHome Pete Buttigieg should change his name. Sounds too much like booty jizz which brings to mind wondrous thoughts of days gone by of the rest stop on I95. But hardly presidential.
@JonLovitz Can't wait to see you Friday at Del Lago casino. Please bring back tales of Ribaldry. My favorite SNL sketch of all time. Make it a movie. See u soon :)
@StephenAtHome
Jesse Smalls new defense is that he told his personal trainers to bleach his ass hole. Jesse is such an ass hole that they bleached his face instead. It's all just a big misunderstanding. #nohatecrime.
@StephenAtHome Trump can't get his wall so now he wants to put invisible fence neck dog collars around all Mexicans & who is going to pay for it? Mexico. Just shameful.