that fucking vicar anthony j crowley.

Me, a demon? Have you gone mad? I didn’t spend half my life in these bloody robes for a laugh. Pour me a pint while you’re at it.

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

⠀
  “Come on,” he said.
  “Let’s do the Ritz.”

  Crowley had not bothered to look.
  In his world, table reservations
  were things that happened to other
  people.
⠀

[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

at the trial of God, we will ask: why did you allow all this? / and the answer will be an echo: why did you allow all this?

[𝒷𝓊𝓃𝓃𝓎 ♡ @bunnykyu]

aziraphale is not as drunk as crowley thinks he is🍾🍷 #goodomens #goodomensfanart #goodomensart #crowley #aziraphale #ineffablehusbands

[Luus 🇦🇷☀️ @love_meanyway]

aziracrow en el primer episodio de s3 si michael fuese el director

(no me escucharian quejarme)

[ً @aslovewept]

eden. i had an eden of my own once. it’s gone now.

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

@BENEDlCTION

[emotional warfare @spilledbot]

beautiful one, sharer of my longing, who but you will ever hold my heart?

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

@BENEDlCTION

[emotional warfare @spilledbot]

i never seem to run out of tenderness for you and because i need to feel you near. excuse the bad writing and excuse the emotional overflow. what i mean to say, perhaps, is that, in a way, i am never empty of you; not for a moment, and instant, a single second.

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

Aziraphale?

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

if a man wears a turtle neck he is a FILTHY WHORE

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

Good thing there are plenty safe, effective methods of dispelling what sure to be the next antichrist.

[ᴛ. ᴍᴀᴛꜱᴜᴅᴀ @CleverlyVapid]

🫶

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

@DIVINELECTURES || omg hi.

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀i talk to god but the sky is empty .

[✟ @sinfulscrapbook]

Had Moses seen how my friend’s face blushes when he is drunk, and his beautiful curls and wonderful hands, he would have not written in his Torah: do not lie with a man.

[ً. @abhorarchive]

"think it'll hurt?" i ask as another three stars shudder ﹠ fall away. you grip my hand tighter. "hope not."

[mlm ⚣ @mlmthinker]

old man yaoi

[✟ @sinfulscrapbook]

Eve was punished for not knowing. Adam was punished for loving Eve more than God. Will I be punished for not understanding why they were punished?

[brett 😸 anyc b23 @robodumpling]

☃️

[7 @zithekyd]

im a lover, but underneath that im a hater, and then underneath that im a lover again

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

About to commit a crime.

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

Ugh.

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

Love a good Spanish sounding food item.

[적짱이 @lgwabj]

#GoodOmens

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

@BENEDlCTION Not unless one intends to be tested to destruction.

I’ll be phoning the police now.

[that fucking vicar anthony j crowley. @skyadjacent]

The dark vicar? Oh, I like that. I’m having that.