Mike Ondo

Hi friend. I'm an engineer that likes poker, crypto, sports betting, and golf.

Owner and Operator of FinalTableCapital

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

Six years ago my wife was seven months pregnant and I decided to stop drinking alcohol. I wanted to be “present” for the birth of our first daughter. Once she was born I never really wanted to drink again. My entire life is better because of that choice. #sobriety

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@CLE_RichSports I don’t know who else to pick but you’d think Cal Ripken is there just because he played everyday.

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@Pegleg87 @jeffplatt @shaundeeb @DanhausenAD @WSOP Good point. Human monies is his kryptonite.

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@AnnB503505 @OwenBenjamin Compelling rebuttal.

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@NbaFraudMuse @joshuastreitz @RaminNasibov Fire up Roger Wilco with the boys?!?!

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@Egavaselpmis @phil_hellmuth This is actually a very good point imo. My opinion means very little but I think what you're saying makes a lot of sense. And it is better for "The Phil Hellmuth Brand"

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@mikemayer22 "Listen to me, let me hear what I'm saying."

Greatest quote ever

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@TheJeffBoski Can I guess the suits of the AA the Cold Calling 8/5 player has?? Give me ♥️♠️ please.

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@BurnRiverSports @T_F_Ch Cool man.

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@C8Luna @MargieKonert @RepThomasMassie @LegendaryEnergy @grok He doesn’t say Jew. He does a comic book sketch with jooooooooos

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@HoernerMVP I assume the point of this is to say that he plays a normal everyday player role, you must continue to use him, and he will hit the HR. You're locking up the 27hr. Interesting question.

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

Not everything needs to be adversarial. Clearly we have different points of view. I don't need to be right. It's better if I'm wrong. Again, history says I'm more likely to be correct.

What percentage of WWE viewers watch NXT? It isn't a high number.

We'll see what happens once the new car smell wears off.

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

We'll see where Oba is in 6 months when he needs to carry a match as the champion if he even gets to that point.

Everything is all well and good when he's with Brock Lesnar and it's because he is with Brock Lesnar.

Again, Oba for example is 80% his walk to the ring gimmick. That is going to wear out eventually. We'll see. History isn't on his side unfortunately.

[Jason Lang @curi0usJack]

He just authenticated to Microsoft for the 35th time today.

Wait for him to click the "Keep me signed in" checkbox...

Perfect. Now, do nothing.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

If Russia spent $30M to unseat a congressman we’d never hear the end of it.

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

My wife: what did you guys do last night?

Me: nothing

What we did:

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

“As a gift from management, you can leave 5 minutes early today to get a head start on your holiday weekend if you’re all caught up on work”

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@TaraBull How come people that do shit like this are always dressed in an outfit that looks like overstuffed sausage casing?

[Mike Ondo @skydancing8]

@FirstNameJ0hn @ChrisVanVliet This was easily my favorite episode ever.