sky 🌌

a figment of collective imagination

[🏃🏻‍♀️ @bagelaureate]

5-4 decision for something written and enumerated plainly by the Constitution of the United States

[H.Griffin @Big_gayknockerz]

Fierce is fierce hunni serving Unclockable old puss

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Art should harm the artist. The art should rebel against its creator

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should make a Zofran Vape

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Just asking this question should get you a 10-year sentence in a reeducation camp

[turbomander @turbomander]

friend: did you read that article I sent you about the negative effects of too much phone screen time? apparently the surgeon general gave like, a warning about blue light and ….
me *no longer listening*: hmm…sturgeon general…

[Andrew Perry @AndrewNotDrew7]

I love being the only Drag Race fan in my friend group. I can steal so many one-liners, and they will think I’m hysterical

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

BREAKING: DHS just waived all environmental laws to blast border barriers and roads through Big Bend National Park.

This marks the first time in American history the feds have gutted dozens of laws to push industrial-level construction through a national park.

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

Death threats against me. A subpoena from Congress. Interviews cancelled and censored. A source indicted. Witnesses killed. Read the book that the corrupt national security state and criminal actors within it have fought tooth and nail to suppress. Now available in paperback.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I feel like I live my life in prison but my jailer is myself. every so often he goes “oh shit I should probably let this guy out” and I’m like yesssssss but then he forgets about it five minutes later

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

the future of america is eating a pb&j every day so you can get a 50 year mortgage on a house next to a data center with a view of a tailings pond and a CAFO

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[benevolent madeline @reglarwoman]

neighborhood child with a noble cause

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

goddamn this sucks