bolt valkyrie

goodnight, bolt fam | chargers, padres, blazers, oregon

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@theMayor_Mike You hit me with your car on Century last year and when I called the police all they did was send someone to spit on me and do the Fortnite “take the L” dance

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@pinkpanther4056 what happens when you run out of weedle updates

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

the 17-0 team simulator is pretty accurate because no matter what when I pick Justin Herbert I go 11-6

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

had a dream I posted so many stinkers that they gave me a green check mark

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

hooters was already a family establishment if your parents were divorced and your dad didn’t really know what to do with you on his weekends

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hooters is rebranding as “family-friendly,” the CEO tells People Magazine.

They want the restaurant to be seen as a “neighborhood place.”

(https://t.co/byXeteham0)

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@witepantherr @pinkpanther4056 Get his ass

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@Herbert4MVP Santee blows but I used to go crazy for takka sushi

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@JoeHortiz It was really funny but I had to pause and rewind like a dozen times to catch everything because there was so much going on at once

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

another schedule release day W for the Chargers hang the banner

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@powderpanther God speed, soldier

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

done with the panther gimmick I was just too lazy to think of something new until now

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

white people be like I loved Bradley Bozeman

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@pinkpanther4056 Mekhi Becton (diarrhea) was an omen last year

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

no bullshit I see another 11 wins with a first round exit and also a fifth of mezcal, my car keys, and the sunset cliffs

[ًBoltUpYo @BoltUpYo]

Bolts Fam, how many wins for the Chargers? 👀🍿

(📷@chargers) #BoltUp

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@Herberts_Burner Justin Beer szn 🔥

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friend of mine put the Raiders at the top of the AFCW in his season predictions, said Mendoza is that guy and he’s gonna fix everything, asked him if he forgot we got Trevor fuckin’ Penning

[bolt valkyrie @skyeboltsup]

@bennydrillwife no dude like what that’s gay nah

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@theMayor_Mike @taStabss Justin Heroin

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

Justin Herbert has been living here for years

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@pinkpanther4056 @chargers Ain’t talanoa a kind of bionicle