cannibal queen

always an angel, never a god

[miia @miiagarro]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[jul @julsadventures]

When does Chicago get its Mamdani

[julia @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[tawni @KI11ERKLOWNS]

people who don't wanna watch bad horror movies are so lame because wdym you don't wanna watch the velocipastor

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When your Out of Work Personality accidentally comes out at Work

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

(alyssa edwards voice) Backrooms?

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

I went to the library and asked if they knew you and they went shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[yut @yutteca]

Prefiro me matar do q viver uma vida dessa

[Mia Skylar @MiaSkylar]

Políticos homófobos cuando ven pene:

[x__x @bpdsins]

somewhere there is a man mad at me for what he did

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[Goblin Banker @goblinbanker]

Thinking about the Doodlebob intersection in Wicker Park

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Valid point

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[trish @ultragloss]

whoever gave him this hair cut deserves the nobel peace prize

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do