Double Secret Probation

One sweet Canuck bastard. The time has come for somebody to put their foot down, and that foot is me. 🚫NO DM’S FFS 🚫

[Jake @jakeforchange]

@RonFilipkowski @Acyn Do you know how big of a piece of shit you have to be to lose a Republican primary in Tennessee as an incumbent?

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@KeithOlbermann Missed you sir! Can’t wait.

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

Listening to the BBC commentary on the first half is the most unabashed turd polishing I’ve ever heard. France is so obviously mailing it in for this stupid third place match and for them to acknowledge it would diminish their dear team.

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

Sublime.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

@Suzierizzo1 The Senile Somnambulant Shitgibbon from Shitsylvania

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.”

There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

🚨BREAKING: Newly obtained documents show a clear paper trail of Trump administration officials planning to share sensitive voter data with an outside political group trying to overturn elections, as part of a secret agreement. https://t.co/ehhCCzys1D

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@CanadaGoose911 “Fox News goobers” that’s a keeper

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@Hebsyman @StuCowan1

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

😂😂🙃

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@matovafi Perfect 💯

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@Sooner4Life @BrendanCarrFCC @KeithOlbermann Can’t wait until those adults start prosecuting these Nazi brats!

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@ItsDeanBlundell Lady has had a lot of G’s

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@AntiTrumpCanada @Acyn I think Lady has had a lot of G’s.

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@JigglyPants44 Uncanny

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

X is blocking this video. You know what to do.

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@JigglyPants44 I’ve played for 30+ years and have been absolutely schooled in tournaments by Gertrude and her confederates on a few occasions.

Thank god for the meat roll at the legion or I’m going home empty handed!

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@CheriJacobus Thanks for my first laugh of the day! 🫡 Brilliant! 🏆

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

@oppositeblack @JasonLaCanfora He is. Ignore the trolls and bots.

[Double Secret Probation @skyeskraper]

I can’t be the only one that sees Godzilla rising up to kick some Orc ass. 😳

[#NAFOViking @nafoviking]

russia is fukked. And that makes me happy.