Alex White

I’m a relaxed fit man in a slim fit world

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

@_MattHuff Marina has literally acres and acres of surface parking just waiting to be put to better use. This is a step in the right direction

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

@_lej44 Inexplicable Culver City boundaries strike again! I though anything south of Venice was Culver

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

All this talk of 12 didn’t realize the Seahawks love cops so much

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

My wife loves #BeastGames a little too much…

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

@JeopardyGuesser @Jeopardy Disney world

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

The Rams have now held 5 of their last 7 opponents to single-digits. Pass rush is absolutely elite.

Texans offense was a really tough watch today. Gonna be an uphill battle for them on that side of the ball all year. So much pressure on CJ.

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

If it has a red rocket while it’s on duty, it’s not a real service dog

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

When I die, bury me at literally any place that has a rotating drafts list and a menu section called ‘handhelds’.

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

Also Luna

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

Too many dogs named Kona

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

Is John Fogerty’s Centerfield the corniest song ever written?

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

Spot is to Kona as Steven is to Grayson

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

Too many dogs named Kona

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

Hello Police? Yes, she’s got an Aviator Nation neon trucker hat and too much Botox. She’s coming right this way!!

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

If anyone needs some optimism for the future of the country after checking their portfolio, here you go:

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Always gonna boom‼️🤫🤔💪🏻 #newsong

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

@MaxsBigMove Just checked and I’ve replied to your last three texts. One was regarding IRL meetup. I feel safe rn

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

Underrated benefit of marriage: I don’t have to sing all the words of pink pony club and I’ll still probably get some

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

High speed rail shits >>>>>>

[Alex White @skyforceracing]

Strictly Kendrick in the AirPods while walking the NYC streets. Gotta let em know without actually letting anyone know