Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦

My career keeps me on the go a lot and takes me to all corners of the world. I try to find a good balance of a fast paced career and my time off.

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Me: Not today, Satan.

Satan: Oh thank God. I can't even with you right now.

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Any minute that dude in the magical zoo boat from the Bible is going to float by

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Just put 50.00 in the tank and my car sucked it’s teeth

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Some people meditate. I sigh heavily and say F*CK a lot. Same thing

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

People on a day off - Not A Fan

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

I must be getting old. I’m in the Dollar General having the time of my life!

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

@suns_since90 🤣

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Bless … yall … we’ve a new hire that is so excited that June would be their first line month. All they’ve talked about is working to ATH. Once the bids post, this aft galley is going to be full of emotion -

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

My coworkers stressed during boarding while i’m enjoying LavAzza Coffee in the aft galley

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Boarding
Pax - I need some water for a pill (hand gesture)
Me - what color pill?
Pax - 😳
Me - I need to know which water you need
Pax - 😳
Me - 😝
(I gave them water and there was no pill) IYKYK

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Calling me a bitch doesnt offend me, It just confirms that creativity isn't your strong suit.
You mud-wallowing, cousin- dating swamp goblin.

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

"That's f*cked up."
- me trying to console a new hire

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

I swear, I would love to see some of these people’s houses I work with. The way some of these Flight Attendants leave a galley, just abysmal

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier person.

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

I’m about get a gallon of Don Julio & show everybody how I been feeling lately

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Quick reminder: The weather is warming up. Wash your butts and wear deodorant every day. No skipsies!

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

Honey. If I have to order standing up, please don’t flip a screen at me for a tip.

[Thomy ⚾️🍺 🎣✈ 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @skyguy_65]

I’m beginning to think that for some of you the wheels on the bus are not going ‘round and ‘round. 🚌