Anna Jacobsen 🌞

i’m never gonna not call this twitter

[jaans @jaannaabc]

lips? chapped. skin? dry. sleep schedule? fucked. cuddling? not happening. going a little insane? definitely.

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

boys do NOT STEP FOOT IN PANDORA AT ANY POINT DURING THE COMING THREE WEEKS

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

a bunch of first years sitting near me have four exams this week and have been playing geoguesser for the past four hours

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

dutch people don’t know how to act when it hails/snows

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

if you do statistics for fun, you are clinically insane

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

wtf is queso sauce

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

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[clare @sadderlizards]

stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

i love the look on the bouncers faces when all they find in my bag is my lip balm, my wallet, and a packet of crackers for when i get hungry

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

boys in skinny sweatpants, stop it

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Now I have finally met my "mother", thanks to the @goldenglobes.

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

stopping myself from wishing someone a happy birthday when we don’t talk anymore is part of my therapy strategy

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

muscle spasms in my back 🤝🏼 the entire tube of deep heat i’ve finished in a week

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

boyfriend criteria: must be good at zizi

[alex @aIexrudd]

Santa, Epstein, and Schindler fighting to see who can have the most famous list

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

one of my dreams in life in to braid @NoahKahan and @Hozier ‘s hair

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

zara putting out racks of black clothes that all look the same but are all different irks me to such an insane extent

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

another beautiful amazing year (didn’t get pregnant)

[Anna Jacobsen 🌞 @skygyal]

i was talking to my american friend about how impractical those stanley cups are and she goes “hunny, it’s a lifestyle choice”

[Arete @AreteReport]

dating again so if u see me out with different ppl Imk which one i look better with