Kyle

[Kyle @skyh444]

@MaxSportsBetts Add me! Unable to DM you

[Kyle @skyh444]

@CallingOurShot 😂😂

[Kyle @skyh444]

@Eric_Schmitt Hey Eric,

Keep it up and we may need to rename the Bridgeton, MO Landfill after you with these shitty takes

[Kyle @skyh444]

L

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, Mounjaro, but that doesn’t have the same ring to it 😂

[Kyle @skyh444]

Consistent

[Kyle @skyh444]

My mom’s reaction when she asked me if I want a @Chiefs shirt for Sunday and you have to explain to her that you could never be a “fan” of a team/owner that voted to rip the Rams out of STL so they could take over the STL market share and tv rights.

[Kyle @skyh444]

Bump

[Kyle @skyh444]

Pat McAfee isn’t funny and is a try hard. @ me

[Kyle @skyh444]

I physically am not able to remember my Apple ID password

[Kyle @skyh444]

Ohtani built like a brick shithouse

[Kyle @skyh444]

Someone keeps trying to hack into my @MarcosPizza account😂

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Can we interest you in some Treasury bonds? We’re currently financing two wars and need some liquidity.

Don’t worry about them losing their value, we’re backing them with the U.S. military.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

US consumers are on more solid footing thanks to lower interest rates and loan forbearance programs during the pandemic that allowed them to pay down debt and build up cash, according to new research from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

An INCREDIBLE double from Scott McTominay to take ALL THREE POINTS for Manchester United! 😱

[Kyle @skyh444]

Totally normal tweet and things to worry about. Seek help

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Travis Kelce is doing Bud Light and covid shot commercials. He needs to fire all his marketing agents. Or he needs to just go ahead and cut his dick off, become a chick, and endorse Joe Biden.

[Kyle @skyh444]

😂

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

Lost 5 pounds after spending a week in Japan, even though I ate a ton. American food is poisoning us. Pic unrelated.

[Kyle @skyh444]

The grip the NFL has on all of your lives is concerning

[Kyle @skyh444]

Capitalism and the industrial complex the GOAT for real

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Her: Yogurt writer

Him: UPS Driver

Budget: $4.3M

[Kyle @skyh444]

May have to turn my targeted ads setting back on. Without it I’m getting Hey Dudes and Pizza Hut ads

[Kyle @skyh444]

Algorithm going crazy during yard work @AppleMusic