Skylar Novack

A Southerner and a Nomad/Rabid SF and Fantasy reader/Binge Watcher/Coffee/Cats/Vitriol

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@tryjen @TimProbable @HitlerPuncher The really, really hilarious part is that this will never, ever NOT be hilarious. We will make fun of Turkey for this one until the day we die.

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

Oh, hey.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

The question is why @realDonaldTrump doesn’t just use the Canadian system as a mode and enact the exact same legislation?
Because he is a shitty politician and person who doesn’t care if you can afford your medications or not.

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@TimProbable We said we were gonna be the blues brothers, but really, W&S is US. #halloweenplanning

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

I came home to be with my family, bc I needed them. They reminded me that they need me, too. #community #proud

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@tryjen @Skoog I FOLLOW DIRECTIONS GOOD.

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

Sometimes there’s a hero out there. Sometimes it’s just a person with some damn sense. The fact that these are the heroes we need is just batshit.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Investigators said a New Jersey teen raped a girl and sent a video of it to his friends.

A judge spared the teen from being tried as an adult because he "comes from a good family," has good test scores and was an Eagle Scout.

An appeals court just overturned that decision.

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@MattKatz @Liljamms #protectyourphalanges #safetyfirst

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@MattKatz Sweet burn. But, really, acid orange and yellow are excellent compliments to ANY outfit, I maintain.

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@tryjen

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@tryjen @jlujanloveless @monikerMG @LiveNation @LiveNationNCSC @_HoboJohnson @columbiasc @TheSenateCola I second this motion, as a mom!

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

🤘@jlujanloveless @monikerMG @LiveNation @LiveNationNCSC Hi. While the "Bring Your Mom" tour may be finished, it won't ever, yk, STOP (as confirmed by me, a literal, actual mom🙋🏻‍♀️).
Please book @_HoboJohnson in @ColumbiaSC? Maybe at @TheSenateCola? It would be -the- perfect venue!

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@ETori Some of my favorite books and stories are retellings.

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

New #HoboJohnson track 1st thoughts w your hosts me & @skylarNO:
j:Hobo! You got a production budget!
s:Aw he's not dirty!
j:W-why is Derek in a dog suit?
s:Well THAT'S why
j:GOD HOBO FACES
s:Budget for all the ways to use the leafblower!
j:And pecs. He's all "make me have pecs!"

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

I came home to heal my heart, and I did. Now, that energy is going to go outwards with the most amazing opportunity I’ve ever had. #protectyourspirit #dothework

[Gyasi Ross @BigIndianGyasi]

No group of Native people within the US have ever received reparations from the government. Ever. That’s a piece of misinformation at best, a lie at worst.

I wish it were true. It’s not.

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@TimProbable

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

I would tear the world down for a cup of coffee right now.

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

@haforlo Damnit. This counts for the Savannah Matrriott, too. #sandsongsandwaltzes #rvsandprisons

[Skylar Novack @skylarNO]

Dear Holiday Inn- single ply is for RVs and Prisons. Thx.