skylar blehm

probably reading

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

when someone is about to drive away, instead of “drive safe!” try saying “dont forget the Prince of Egypt soundtrack” because a lot of people forget to listen to it

[skylar blehm @skylarsavvy]

I realize that that’s how people drink it, but hearing John slurp every sip of coffee literally makes me want to pour the whole hot ass pot over his head and white shirt and dress pants and soak him to his business socks. Mornings, amirite.

[ashia🕯️ @AshiaMonet]

I love when books are worn and a little beat up because it’s either a sign of being well-loved or there’s an interesting story about what happened to it

[r/StardewValley @rStardewValley]

I've been foraging!. posted by u/ChAoTiCxMiNd. Post url: https://t.co/YNvPvIYsvA #StardewValley #Stardew

[Cat Cosplay @Cat_Cosplay]

LOTR Fans this morning when they investigate Frodo Trending

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Parenthood is finding a sticker on your butt and not knowing how it got there or how long it’s been there.

[r/StardewValley @rStardewValley]

Benefits of High Friendship. posted by u/Statementrealistic63. Post url: https://t.co/jG4deYqTWa #StardewValley #Stardew

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

You want me to not order Whataburger and cook? The thing that Gordon Ramsay yells at people for?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Never forget.

[mak-o'-lantern 🍂🇵🇸 @moonchildmak]

"i don't wanna be a girl boss anymore, i just wanna girl relax" - @readwithcindy

[Sarah Salviander @sarahsalviander]

Imagine thinking this late in the game that science and religion are at war. That energy is so sixty years ago.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

for no good reason
I have hidden emoji
in the bodega

[skylar blehm @skylarsavvy]

@RawBeautyKristi People attacking you over a dang tweet aren’t coming at you from a place of good faith. You don’t owe trolls your apology or explanation- this frees them to move along and be miserable elsewhere with someone who will engage their bs.

[living morganism 🌱 @ok_girlfriend]

Extremely important announcement: I've just discovered white-browed tit-warblers exist

[Cindy (readwithcindy.com) @readwithcindy]

But today I drove through the suburbs

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.

[skylar blehm @skylarsavvy]

@RawBeautyKristi Sleep! Studies show everything is more painful when severely sleep deprived. Emotional pain, physical pain, you name it. How I felt emotionally before and after a good nap was like night and day, and I never would have suspected it played as big a role w/o experiencing it.

[skylar blehm @skylarsavvy]

@ssssssssavannah Nooooo! Why?!?!