sky!!!

[mob wife titties @pedalbroad]

Please...doctor...I'm so sick....you must prescribe me....soft pretzel..

[sky!!! @SkylarUrsu]

Trying to get Nike Blazers on makes me violent

[Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure @BrentColman]

"wE wAnT oUr frEedOm BaCk"

Gary you've been cracking cold ones and shooting off fireworks with the boys for over a week. You could probably do with a bit less freedom at this point.

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Just paid 2 bills

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

Hey sorry I’m not answering your texts I’m completely booked for the day

[kelsey @Harper_Kelsey]

everyone walking around half vaccinated

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Normalize everyone closing their eyes while I’m trying to park on a busy street

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

If I was Sam and Carly suggested we name our joint web series “iCarly” I’d body slam her into another dimension

[Kyle Harris @heykyleharris]

If someone shrunk their kids today they'd be cancelled, straight up

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[sio @bestinsio]

so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

beth harmon picturing chess moves on her ceiling but it's me rearranging my two exclamation points per email

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[⚔️brodiereed⚔️ @ayobrobro]

POV: your uncle just fed the cats