@LairdOfThManor Speaking of (wooden) posts, it's a little recognised fact that Elvis Presley encouraged an alternative use for kitchen furniture for single women
๐ถ You can't find a partner, use a wooden chair ๐ถ
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@unreMARKLEble Reminds me of when our worst Prime Minister visited an area devastated by bush fires
No one wanted to shake his hand so he started grabbing their hands and forcing them into the handshake
@JacintaAllanMP What happens when the system glitches and overcharges or cleans out people's bank accounts?
How long do they have to wait for a refund?