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@LairdOfThManor Speaking of (wooden) posts, it's a little recognised fact that Elvis Presley encouraged an alternative use for kitchen furniture for single women

🎶 You can't find a partner, use a wooden chair 🎶
😈

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@Real_Cassowary Leavers don't get to choose the song

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@LairdOfThManor MI6 has nothing on the Lady of the Manor

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@TheWinkingMinx @according2_taz Not even then because as soon as he got back in they know he'll betray them again

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@according2_taz Would h be so regretful if he wasn't broke?

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@jimaxon66 The Socceroos have 8 players who have integrated
Not the same thing

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@unreMARKLEble Reminds me of when our worst Prime Minister visited an area devastated by bush fires
No one wanted to shake his hand so he started grabbing their hands and forcing them into the handshake

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@RhinoInCrisis @Gorilla9c @chickcrisis @Ligerincrisis @LionInCrisis @Lionessincrisis @doeincrisis @mooseincrisis @sharkincrisis @RatInControl @BuffaloInCrises Will your kids be chick-rill-as?

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@GutterTwits Beware of strange men offering chocolate
They can sense when you're vulnerable

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@Rado9910 Rabid vegan activists have turned me off anything to do with veganism

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@TraceyLee_07 Sounds of then

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@SueRButterfly I don't seem to be getting many views either but it doesn't bother me

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@indieg2022 I'd like them to show us a picture of Hyacinth dressed like that

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@aboutasteph Alien invasion

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@vamp1bella Poms

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@artofchad @perpetuallonerr Don't forget we have fast swimmers because of the white pointers

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@JacintaAllanMP What happens when the system glitches and overcharges or cleans out people's bank accounts?
How long do they have to wait for a refund?

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@DarrenSole I watched Juno and thoroughly enjoyed it
I was going to look up her other work
Won't bother now

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@AuthorGFAllen I use mine every week