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big poppa show stoppa

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

bro said it was delicious outside , you coming?

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

yeah me and my siblings have the regular text group chat … but the reels group chat ??? something dangerous !!

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

“i was going to ask you” no no no no no
no no

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

i haven’t been checking the weather

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

a chic and i were also just in the coffee shop wearing and eating the same damn thing and we were like wtf , so funny

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

for the past few weeks i’ve been running into women with the exact same fits in as me , like very specific , spiritually , what does it mean ??

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

i literally can’t even identify the apps the kids communicate on these days

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

i once got into a depressive episode so weird i watched joe dirt 6 times in 48 hours

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

My Spotify ‘Liked Songs’ playlist is just a sedimentary rock formation of my mental health over the years

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

i’m gonna have a joint and smoke a beer

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

the world just falling apart and i been getting high this entire time

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

get outside and touch some anti political grass homie

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I’m like if a junk drawer was a person

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

or there might have been actual drugs in my coffee , not sure

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

my 4 espresso shots and half and addy is the exact same feeling as couple key bumps and a molly microdose

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

“my reels are scientifically designed to make me the happiest i’ve ever been”

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

every time someone quits smoking. a french child dies. like the french government executes a child. very sad and totally preventable

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤswm @skyleewayne]

a fly from guatemala was on the flight to houston , shortys world is about to be rocked when he gets off this flight