To the old lady I just gave report to at the hospital who argued with me about every patient (who they had never had) I hope you ✨trip on your shoelace✨
Kinz just yelled “no ghosties here” from upstairs and then two seconds late “at least I hope not. I don���t got no pants on” drinking with your best friend on a Wednesday is a must
Y’all I just stood up to a girl for talking shit about me in a bar, and then the guy who drove me legit said “I can’t believe you weren’t the bigger person I’m not taking you home anymore” 🤯
This small town shit is CRAZY