Skyler Hadley

[Skyler Hadley @skylerthadley]

Deedee megadoodoo

[autist @litteralyme0]

*Spider-Man finally saves the day and comfort jean*

Frank Castle on the other side of the fucking city:

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Funny how you can track a thirteen year old child across state lines when she's needing an abortion, but not for the adult who raped her.

Because god forgive we infringe on HIS rights.

[tex @texmeplease]

my step son is so fat he gets winded from playing the larger call of duty maps

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[easymoneyblitz @walkemdown2hllB]

.@KingJames

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

🤣🤣🤣

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[mia @miakanaiko]

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[ᵍⁱˢˢᵉˡ •🍷• @goldivvy]

a ésta hermana la han arrestado más veces por defender la humanidad que a los pederastas que siguen en cargos políticos aprobando que bombardeén civiles, realmente vivimos en el infierno

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

This bill is so common sense, I just know Republicans are going to instantly oppose it.

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[riskmaxxing @riskmaxxing]

ngl shaving your dick feels like a whole rebrand

[zellie @zellieimani]

It doesn’t matter if the man killed by ICE in Maine was authorized to work in the United States or not. It doesn’t matter if he had a social security or not. ICE should not be killing anyone. Period.