skyler lewis

wife | boy mom to be | 4w5 | cat lady

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

To everyone who thought I was a loser in HS,

I am still a loser. Just wanted to give you an update.

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

The doctor told me my daughter has a perfectly shaped head. I was so proud I almost cried.

Motherhood is weird.

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

@tacobell look no further, we’ve found your biggest (and smallest) fan

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

my ADHD can’t handle 3 min tik toks

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

wait….

Is hyper fixating on a certain movie & watching them for weeks at a time and then never watching it again an ADHD thing too?

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

@Marvel should let the fans decide which @whatifofficial episode they like the best and then produce a live action of the winner

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

@Marvel should have fans vote on their favorite @whatifofficial episode and then produce a live action version of the winner

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

Tragedy just struck.. I am in mourning.

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

introverts beware:

when you have a baby, strangers will take that as an invitation to talk to you

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

Anytime I’m feeling bad about myself, I just go through and read my husbands tweets about me.. and I remember how hilarious I am.

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

someone needs to give the boomers some social anxiety. I think it will do us all some good.

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

after seeing the characters in Suicide Squad 2… I see why they kept remaking Superman & Batman movies

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

I started adhd meds this week and I today walked into a different room… and REMEMBERED why I went in there?!!!!

Is this how neurotypical people live everyday?!?!?

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

I may dress my son up as Me for Halloween.. so that maybe then someone will say he looks like me.

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

I can never think of lullabies to sing to my son so I just sing the Victorious theme song because it’s his favorite show.

It works.

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

I saw the video of @ArianaGrande mashing up her harmonies live and my first thought was “she must have learned that at Hollywood Arts”.

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

Tanner asked me if I wanted to go to an Ariana Grande concert

and then proceeded to pull up Fortnite

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

my new hair stylist is a dog groomer..

she did a good job though & I got belly scratches

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

Tanner just said to me “so I’ve been trying to free-style rap in my free time”.

[skyler lewis @skylewis91]

I pushed out a 7.4 pound baby faster than my husband pushes out his daily poops.