Lauren

30s, she/her, lesbian. Not funny but fortunate enough to have funny friends to ride on the coattails of.

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

A thread of photography threads 🧵

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

I took a roll of black and white film to London Pride in May and I took some of the best photographs I think I've ever taken.

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@POISONOMICON Hey, hey, fuck you.

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@postoctobrist @TWOAPW Thank you for owning up and helping to set the record straight 🙏

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

https://t.co/SdhfQbfsR2 You can read it here btw, boys kissing, don't like don't read

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

I just wanted to address the damaging allegations @postoctobrist levelled against me on TWOAPW. I would NEVER 'go onto Archive of Our Own to write fanfiction', I went on AO3 to read fanfiction. I wrote the fic on google docs like a normal person THEN posted it on AO3. Thank you.

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@Project627Kit haha got his ass

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@postoctobrist For some reason this is the tweet that has made me so mad that I had to travel instead of watching the match w you

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@Project627Kit Making an itch io vn Spy simulator where you spend 90% of the game in your windowless room doing nothing

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

Fun tip: if you're losing at football just start killing the other team

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@postoctobrist killed in the russian revolution 😔

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@pigeon_statue why.

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@pigeon_statue The star trek was the gayest part of the day

[November @postoctobrist]

a beautiful and moving tribute. I’m weeping openly

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@Project627Kit Driving you there and dropping you off like well kids you have a nice time :)

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

Fun fact that labor party tweet pissed me off so much that I'm actually going to go vote now 🥰

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This is so nauseating.

Carlotta Allum is an inspiration, someone we should all applaud.

But Labour instead launched a hatchet job against her.

You cannot hate this party enough.

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

Hast thou seen The Tragedie of Hamlet? 'Tis a most diverting play but a pity that Shakespeare thinkest that we common folk care for his complaintf about actorf improvisation.

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

Seeing Shakespeare depict actors is so funny because it's exactly the same as how modern writers put jokes about The Industry into their shows becauee they don't have any other experience to talk about

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@pigeon_statue Titamlet

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@postoctobrist https://t.co/s16S0QWcZA

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

😭😭😭

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@pigeon_statue Mayortacular, just fuckin poppin off babe xoxox

[Lauren @skylightpirate]

@postoctobrist We stan pussyboy