Beth Grace

Jesus girl, wife, mom, musician

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

@AOC Ridiculous! We should NEVER depend on a SINGLE energy SOURCE.

[THSBCA @THSBCA]

Congratulations to the @thsbca 2023 3A All State Teams #2023allstate⚾️

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

If I had a nickel for all the times you got on my nerves, I would have a sock full of nickels. Then I would beat the mess out of you.

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it. - Dahl #poetrylovers

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

Charmin toilet paper squares have scalloped perforations. Makes me feel rather special. #Charmin #TP

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

I know the economy is doing well because I’m picking up Michelob Light beer cans instead Schaffer Light.

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

@wfaaweather Bless his heart

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

Have you ever noticed that the police leave you alone if you aren’t acting stupid? #BackTheBlue #merica

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

The devil attacks you because you’re valuable. Thieves don’t break into empty houses.

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

@FOX4 ☹️

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

I don’t understand perfume commercials.

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

Pretty sure my spirit animal is rabid.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

But these are actually fake.

Designers had some free time on the off day.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

Direction, not intention, determines destination. #andystanley

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

Make your wants want you.

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

Just because it’s bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be fun.

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

I wear lipstick under my mask. Proof that I do things just for me.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Nothing says #StraightUpTX like @Whataburger!

RETWEET for a chance to win this prize pack that includes free Whataburger for a year. 🍔

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

A lady walked up to me and said, “No mask?”
I replied, “No underwear either.” With a shocked looked, she just walked away. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #unmaskamerica

[Beth Grace @skytagranch]

I can’t out exercise a bad diet.