Andren Bernardo

D’original Andren Bernardo Twitter profile since 2010. Writer from SOLID OK. Co-host of Bago Matulog with Red Ollero.

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

A.I. ako! Always Intense

[Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger]

Name ideas for the unspeakable sex act Vince McMahon is accused of.

A Polish goodbye
Canadian top hat
Ménage a Deuce
A Turkish Nephew
Mr. Fuji sidecar
Bob Saget’s Closer
A Dubai Meet n’ Greet
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Yokozuna’s Revenge
A 4hr flight on United

[Count REvann @REvannMan]

this was way funnier in my head

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Frieren absolutely fucks bigstyle.

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Making kayo sa mga karpintero. Magaling sila mag-bigay ng construction criticism.

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Im playing The Golden version of Persona 4 for the first time and I must say. WHO ARE THESE NEW VOICE ACTORS? As a 33 year old man, this is important to me!

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Why call it Confidential Funds? Wala ako alam sa politics, pero tunog kurakot yung pangalan, eh.

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Ok lang naman umiyak sa Persona 4 soundtrack diba?

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Favourite Death Cab For Cutie song ko talaga ang 'What Sara Duterte Said.'

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

RIP Magic Mike. Real ass dude of the decade.

[伊藤麻希 Maki Itoh @maki_itoh]

Mdk all fuckin day

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Puno na ang ref niyo pag lasang Liempo na yelo niyo.

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Saan ka sumasakay pauwi?
Me: sa...

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

@Sentastic Based

[GoodGirlMadeline  @vivy_madeline]

I almost forgot peak turns 15 years old today

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Watched the best of 5 tag team match between Beer Money and The Motor City Machine Guns.
This match is officially for the boys!
#Wrestling #Deadlock

[NickBreaker @NickBreakerNCO]

- Big surprise return
- Pyro
- Big pop
- Cole lists all his achievements as he saunters to the ring
- Classic corner pose
- Commentators stay silent
- Camera cuts to weeping fan
- He climbs down from the turnbuckle
- Monty Brown slides in the ring and hits him with the Pounce