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God I'm glad chicken breasts don't have nipples. http://t.co/8BKnj9Eq

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I made $630 today. Learn More http://t.co/FnCvj9eE

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I wish crappy people weren't allowed to like my favorite band. http://t.co/aV2RKaHU

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I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings http://t.co/TUOKkU9n

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If I had a nickel for every GEICO commercial I've ever seen, I could buy us all car insurance. http://t.co/x6byiDqI

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I never get the silent treatment when I really want it. http://t.co/R6Ihufkz

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No pain no gain but also no pain no pain. http://t.co/Dj8UnZRq