Sky Walker

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

Stop fuckin taking people who "Don't like beer" to breweries.

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

Well I think I got @Twitter and @netflix at around the same time so I reckon it's only fitting I uninstall them around the same time as well.
Corporate Greed "wins" again.
✌️

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

Only three more days until a real celebration of freedom.
#SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

I'm not a parent, but it feels like a kid who has been showing their ass for the last few weeks shouldn't get to demand everyone come to their birthday party. 🤷‍♂️

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

@lewisalex10

[Aabria Iyengar #CeasefireNOW @quiddie]

For me, the fun take of #JoanIsAwful isn’t sniping at Netflix, but the idea that “X is Awful” IS what ppl want to watch. They want to see a train wreck. They want to see themselves. When Joan realizes she’s on a stage, she doesn’t sit quietly and tank the narrative, she PERFORMS.

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

Me: "Ooh finally a useful article!"

😬 I need a way to explain to my phone's FBI agent that I'm a Game Master.

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

We don't open for another 30 minutes and I've already had a hypothetical argument with a guest...
It's gonna be a long ass shift.

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

4 years ago I had to sell my tickets and thought it was going to be my biggest musical regret, but tonight I was redeemed and got to see T Pain live.

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

17) Brewery Edition
Ohh buddy I'm fuming...
If the bartender tells you discreetly to stop bragging about concealed carrying while you are on your third beer, maybe DON'T try loudly arguing the law with them you fucking jackwagon.

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

Too early observations/words of wisdom from a long time drinker, first time service industry employee. (A thread 🧵)

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

16) Brewery Edition
Making a Crowler (Togo beer can) is about the most labor intensive thing to do behind the bar. Not only is it multiple steps, it requires my complete attention and locks that tap for a minute.
TIP ACCORDINGLY!!!!
It's not merch and no $1 isn't enough. 25%

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

@ladyamandaface @GeorgiaFootball @SEC Ugh but then we'd have to go to Gainesville. 🤮

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

Sitting in my car alone rather than sitting in my apartment alone because the silences feel different.

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

I don't care if you paid $500 for the best service experience of your miserable little life, if you do shit like this when you go out then I hope you get food poisoning.

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

Echo Knight Fighter
Life Cleric
Forge Cleric
Artillerist Artificer
Gloomstalker Ranger

Heals, Buffs, and single target booms.
Just don't ask us to talk to anyone 😅

[Warlock | A Fantasy Audio Drama⭐ @Warlockdnd]

The last five characters you played are now a party.

How effective are they? #dnd

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

The 12th time is gonna be the one, I just feel it.
#Masters

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

The cognitive dissonance between getting very upset at my friends for even mentioning the idea of them moving away versus
me, one more social interaction away from faking my own death and fleeing the country...

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

Touching grass.

#NoFreeFeetPics

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

I really can't believe that nobody else is drinking at this High School golf tournament...
#2SodasDeep

[Sky Walker @skywlkr75]

@HARB0RS @Braves @WaffleHouse Bro.. I forgot how much harder WaHo hits in the South.