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The preferred term is “equestrian” but yeah okay I’m a Horse Girl™️. Enjoys tattoos and babes and tattooed babes. Find me at the barre. She/her.

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PINK 🌸🦄🩰🎀

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Happy Holidays.

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@hels At least

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@annehelen @designmom Equestrian here, lotsa chicks, and I spend at least 4 hours at the barn. And that’s a day when I’m making good time.

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@Sharronica I tried to punch this dude in France who lifted up my skirt while I was waiting outside my hotel. He pulled this impressive matrix move like he was Neo dodging bullets (probably had practice from all the sexual harassing) so this brings me joy.

[Levi Robischon @LeviRobischon]

@holy_schnitt

[Michael Schettig @MichaelSchettig]

@holy_schnitt I absolutely love Breaking Bad but the fact that most fans unironically believe Walter was good and hate Skyler for not being full throatedly supportive of her meth dealing husband is very very offputting

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@ClaireMax My god the amount of times i get asked if I have snapchat like sir I am in my thirties

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@ellle_em The thing about hair is it grows back

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@Maladroithe @ellle_em I came here for this comment. Like oh well at least he’ll brush it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙃 as someone with very long hair please do not fucking brush my hair it will hurt

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@DarthLux It was so scary in theaters! The music!!!

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@StormyEnt Honestly my husband has been like GET OFF ME for like four days

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@IrradiatedMouse I’m a SAHM dying to get back to work as my son enters kindergarten…but am learning that even when he’s in “real” school, it won’t be any easier for me to get a job when someone has to drop him off at 830, pick up 3, and potentially stay home when he’s sick and also all summer

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@emrazz Shit my husband knows my cycle better than I do! After watching me push his giant headed, sunny side up baby out of my vagina nothing fazes this man.

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

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@rebexxxxa I don’t have a job and yet have no time for pies

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Okay I caved and we decided to take our son to isneylandDay this year. But we have to keep it a secret, not bc of my son, but bc my husbands family are all unwell isneyDay freaks who will try to piggyback on our trip and I can only handle one thing at a time.

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@Chinchillazllla Not a wrinkle in sight

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@RobynElyse It makes no sense. Most of the people I know who’ve had abortions needed them because the fetus was literally dying or stop developing. And they usually already had kids! Very few were “whoops I got pregnant” (which, for the record, deserve access to abortions too).

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@IndiSuicide It’s cool my kid is almost 5 and I still leave my backpack in bathrooms all over the place

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@badwolfreigns No my dads whole thing is “sorry that you felt that way” 🙄