sloan meyerl

they/she | water off a duck’s back

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Saquon Barkley has now set the FRANCHISE RECORD for single-season rushing yards (and still counting) ‼️

[sloan meyerl @sl0an_]

@alikrieger ali we drove to harrisburg from baltimore md, it was an hour and a half drive!!! were so sad you hsd to cancel but will hope to see you when you reschedule 💚🤟🏼

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

oop I’ve been blocked 👀🫢😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Yes.

[sloan meyerl @sl0an_]

@getawaycarmen thanks!!!!

[sloan meyerl @sl0an_]

@getawaycarmen HOW MUCH ARE LAWN

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

11 will play her final match 11/11 🖤🥹

[sloan meyerl @sl0an_]

@Gabrielle_1009 @Ticketmaster YOU SAVED ME

[sloan meyerl @sl0an_]

@Ticketmaster beyond pissed, my sister got the email about getting presale for fenway on july 19th but never got the damn code!!!!!!! what can we do over this mistake yall made?

[sloan meyerl @sl0an_]

look yall im desperate here i want noah kahan july 19th tickets at fenway so badly so if anyone knows anybody selling, let me know

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Nap ✅
Neck rolls ✅ 😍
FriYay ✅

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

received this DM yesterday which i found fascinating because literally

[LSU Softball @LSUsoftball]

College Softball’s first ever

✨Back to Back✨

Gold Glove Award Winner is Ciara Briggs!

#GeauxTigers

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

being straight in public is now illegal

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

🏳️‍🌈🖤🏳️‍⚧️🤎

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

when were catholics ever silent

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

always relevant:

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz giving Tucker a lick!

[Gotham FC @GothamFC]

Flowers for @alikrieger from @ChristenPress and @sydneyleroux to honor her final season. CUE THE TEARS. 😭💐

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz giving some attitude.