trixie tang

she holds tight to the earth, she will survive the crossroads | ♀| ᏣᎳᎫᏪᏘᏱ

[trixie tang @sl0anewolf]

Daily affirmation: I AM VERY GORGEOUS TO ME!!!!!!

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

HAPPY FUN LA LA LA HUMAN SMUGGLING FENTANYL DEATHS

[avery 🌙 @poisedsaint]

BLUE WAVE AND PROP 50 PASSED IM LIBBING THE FUCK OUT

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ok well

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

why are the people who claim white superiority always so fucking chopped. you'd think you'd at LEAST bring your baddest bitch out when trying to claim the top spot.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

What do you mean you don’t love each other anymore

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I’m just going to come out and say it…. Elon is trying to cancel Trump bc he is a POC (Scottish), disabled (autistic/ADHD) and queer-coded (obsessed w Broadway)……but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation!

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish Biden were alive to see this

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

jd vance is getting body dysmorphia from wii fit in the basement rn

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[brandon* @brndxix]

💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

sorry but imagine getting bodied by two consecutive popes. i’d kill myself personally

[Grace @gracecamille_]

before we learn anything about him. Can i say something

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

Tariffproofing by kerrygoldmaxxing

[woods @wuooods]

very liberating that if you fool the same guy more than once it's low key not on you anymore

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

yas island:

[léon 🌶️ @sontse___]

it’s the first day of the conclave or something

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering