Bradders...

the world is burning...got any marshmallows?

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@ShaneWarne thinks he is the love child of Jack Thompson and Pete Smith. The new voice-over/narration king of crappy titles videos! Stick to your cricketing commentary, you’ll always be a proud bogan mate, and never a statesman. #notAttenborough

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@OfficialFPL thanks cunts for updating the app during a window when we are all trying to get our picks in.

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@_denisescott Dismay? That should be PRIDE!

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@stephaniemain2 This is the BEST idea ever!

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Hey @Activision heed these articulate and wise words.

https://t.co/Mg51e6AXcN

Stop being so fucking greedy that you’d eat your children to make a buck.

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@stephaniemain2 God that is literally what is going through my brain verbatim.

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@CUFFLINKK8 Forehand volley, open court...

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While changing the loo paper, I just accidentally dropped a whole, fresh, untainted roll straight in the bottom of the porcelain! Do I:

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@kathasty Please tell me your Xmas didn’t end up like this (graphic warning)...

https://t.co/mi3HMMTD2A

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@stephaniemain2 ROFLMAO 😂😭😂

[northern monkey @stephaniemain2]

#norules

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@CUFFLINKK8 @CarolMaps I’m just speechless that this happens. Utterly speechless.

[Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Dawn_French]

Oh joy...

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@Factinate And just wondering if you could put some more ads in you click-baiting webpages?

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@KirstyLFC1892 The Hunt for Red Foreskin.

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Hot tip @supercars, Sean Seamer wont make it to the end of next season. You can’t be incompetent AND be a cunt and expect to survive.

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@Liverpoolaust @el_pollo_loco I make sure I wake up still fully schmammered from Xmas Eve shenanigans.

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@TheSWU

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@CallofDuty what you’ve done to Warzone and MW is positively criminal. It’s like buying an Aston Martin, then when it goes in for a safety recall, it comes out a Corolla. And so I won’t ever buy Cold War, and am unlikely to give you any money in the future. #greedycunts