Marble Slab Problems

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Question: Cup or cone?
Answer: No, thanks.

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"I only get one stamp for my quart? But it's like 4 small ice creams." #slabproblems

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Attempting to find a single pan of ice cream in a packed holding freezer when there is a line out the door. #slabproblems

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Question: What size would you like? Answer: Cone. #slabproblems

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Hell is making cones when the AC is broken and there is a line out the door letting the 30 degree humid air in. #slabproblems

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That moment when all the freezers are on defrost and it's so quiet you don't know what to do with yourself #slabproblems

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Me: "Would you like to don--"
Customer:"No"
At least let me finish my sentence, butthole. #slabproblems

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When someone tries to put 4 kg of vanilla in the cookie dough instead of 4 oz. #slabproblems

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"What is the mixin limit on the unlimited mixin promotion?" #slabproblems

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When a staff member makes chocolate paste on the 3rd speed with the whisk attachment. #slabproblems

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Remember when the sizes were original & big dipper? That's when you know you've been around too long. #slabproblems

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Winnipeg, Ontario? That's a new one. #slabproblems

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Marble Slab on Be The Boss Canada, this is almost as exciting as the announcement of new flavors. Also, #teamHolly. #slabproblems

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@amarjotbhatthal Thank you for your kind words, slab slave.

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I get that it's called unlimited mixins, but it's also called self control, people. #slabproblems

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I've inhaled so much cocoa powder my lungs are probably blocks of chocolate by now. #slabproblems

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The cones keep coming out 50 shades of burnt. #slabproblems

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So much to do, might as well stick a broom up my ass and sweep while I'm at it. #slabproblems